We Control Them Corp.

We Control Them specializes in backward pattern recognition and reverse data mining. For those unfamiliar with these fields, they are academic and corporate endeavors to make those who try to data mine the internet for patterns believe they have discovered a pattern or what they where looking for, while in reality, they have only discovered what we have led them to discover through specialized data propagation. For example, we can make the data mining for security governments do believe your personal rival is a threat to them. These techniques are completely legal for our American clients because of the freedom of speech guaranteed by their constitution. Another example would be to convince behavioral advertisers a particular person is very interest in something in which they are not. We can reverse engineer many data mining techniques and attempts because most use the same techniques to recognize patterns, covered by a few pieces of literature anyone can read in a few months. We have many servers in an underground data center to provide us with the computational power we need, and a team of specifically trained engineers. We help those who feel they are being used, or their privacy compromised by their government or a corporation for a discounted price. All exchanges can be made in cash or other anonymous means and all business can be handled under a tarp of complete anonymity.